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June 2011 ( View complete archive page )
- 2K Games apologizes for statements by Duke Nukem Forever PR team, says reviewers will NOT be hunted for sport
- Nintendo: Mario's mustache insured for over $20,000,000
- Developers of Murder Simulator 2012 react to Supreme Court decision
- New Xbox 360 peripheral to feature "humiliation-based controls"
- Nintendo announces time travel
- Gamers, developers shocked by revelation that The King of Fighters series has an actual plot
- Hacker group LulzSec announces plan to TOTALLY SUCK AND BE STUPID, UNLIKE ANON WHICH IS AWESOME
- Jeremy does a great job at other things, too
- Archaeologists uncover records of early Duke Nukem Forever development in 4,500-year-old Sumerian ruins
- Hey, Look, Listen! A Fairy Editorial
- Duke Nukem: "I've got nothing left to live for, baby!"
- Nathan Drake found dead
- New study finds that majority of visitors to GameTrailers.com are over 100 years old
- New breakthroughs in computer science, quantum mechanics may make maximum-settings Crysis possible within our lifetimes
- The official Kuribo's Shoes review scale
- Rocksmith developers sued by Rocksmith developers
- Nintendo announces something new (but we weren't there, so we're not sure)
- Sony takes gaming into the fourth dimension
- Exclusive: Robert Bowling talks Modern Warfare 3's Spock Ops mode
- The Kuribo Manifesto
July 2011 ( View complete archive page )
- The top 10 uses for your 3DS savings
- Sex in games will now carry multiple in-game buffs, annouces major game developer
- Move over, Freddy: An even more terrifying villain prepares to enter Mortal Kombat
- UPDATE: The crisis is over! Joystiq has accepted our pun donation
- Sonic the Hedgehog to go into space on what is totally not a suicide mission
- Exciting new Land Before Time FPS in the works from Bungie
- Sesame Street: Once Upon a Monster refused classification by the Australian Classification Board
- Gearbox announces plan to publish Half-Life 2: Episode 3
- New inFAMOUS 2 downloadable content will show the dull, mundane side of superhero Cole McGrath
- Despite early promises, Reggie Fils-Aime has kicked zero asses, taken zero names
- Warning: Your children are quitting school to join underground animal fight clubs
- Link, Epona to star in new Broadway production of Equus
- Review: Gallagher Legions DX
- Researchers discover the only thing more repetitive than a new Dynasty Warriors Game: A review of a new Dynasty Warriors game
- L.A. Noire's development even more troubled than anyone realized
- Xenoblade: The horrifying truth
- Raid tragedy strikes! Blood elf hunter killed in tragic keybinding incident.
- Nintendo announces new voice actor for Mario: Michael Ironside
- John Riccitiello makes cameo in upcoming adult film
- NOA to Operation Rainfall: "Suck it, nerds"
- A gaming tragedy: Joystiq runs out of headline puns
August 2011 ( View complete archive page )
- Sony bans narcoleptic boy for camping
- Rick Perry: "[Pokémon] evolution is a theory with some gaps in it."
- GameStop apologizes for space-time paradoxes, supernatural murders, possible VD pandemic
- Guest post: Charlie Sheen's thoughts on Star Wars: The Old Republic
- GameStop removes things from things
- Did video games cause the East Coast earthquake? Yes. Or did they? (they did)
- Activision announces upcoming release of Call of Duty: 18th-Century Warfare
- Jerry Rice and Nitus' Dog Football takes the world by storm
- Rumor: Nintendo to release The Last Story stateside (with minor alterations)
- A note from the FUTURE
- Sony announces new PlayStation 2
- Could "The Last Story" be the worst video game title ever?
- The pitiless advance of Nintendo's all-devouring patent juggernaut: An unbiased and objective analysis
- Enya DLC headed to Dance Central
- The reason nobody takes Xbox Live indie devs seriously
- Mega Man finally speaks out about his troubled career: "Tron Bonne? Seriously?"
- Blizzard: Diablo III will not include Diablo III
- Bethesda Softworks files lawsuit against developers of The Fallout Scrolls: Brink of RAGE
- Capcom cancels your birthday
- Open letter to Randy Pitchford: You want shoddy journalism? You got it!
- Nintendo's nightmarish future plans for the 3DS, finally revealed!
- I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant recap: Harvest Moon edition
- Loser still plays Rock Band
September 2011 ( View complete archive page )
- Townhall fireside chat meeting.
- Trillions wasted in ill-conceived civic engineering boondoggle, video games blamed
- Microsoft announces Japan-only edition of Gears Of War 3
- Wii U Skyrim details revealed
- The 14th Annual Kuribo's Shoe Drive!
- New karma system downloadable content in the works for InFamous 2
- Shigeru Miyamoto: "My life is a living Hell!"
- Cliff Bleszinski responds to Gears of War 3 review: "I don't think worship as a living god is somehow too much to ask for"
- Someone is still making Dragon Ball Z games
- Nolan North is Eddie Murphy is The Klumps
- Dead Island release incites riots in Papua New Guinea
- Square Enix announces a game called "Bravely Default: Flying Fairy"
- Controversy rages around Space Marine: Are video games turning our kids into fanatical superhuman killing machines?
- Sexist, racist, ageist, speciesist messages found in source codes throughout gaming history
- Joystiq to replace entire editorial staff with people who think they can do a better job
- Review: Driver: Miss Daisy
- Ominous new PlayStation 3 security features announced
- Upcoming game Customer Service: Ultimate Showdown to be the hottest new concept in technical support
- Call of Duty fans recruited for world's first live-action FPS
- Pyramid Head announces bid for GOP presidential nomination
- Sarah Palin Hunting recalled due to "misleading title"
October 2011 ( View complete archive page )
- The ninjas who kidnapped the president in Bad Dudes captured at long last
- A correction, and an apology, regarding our review of Batman: Arkham City
- Batman: Arkham City review
- New characters in Ultimate Mravel vs. Capcom 3 provoke controversy, angry letters from Anti-Defamation League
- Occupy Peach's Castle movement gaining momentum
- The latest mind-blowing details on the Farmville movie
- Gaming industry startled by allegations that Battlefield 3 actually has a single-player campaign
- A look back at the proud history of Mac gaming
- Spoiler: The spoiler spoilers at Kotaku are in ur spoilers, spoiling ur spoilers
- Square Enix promotes Chrono Trigger rerelease with bold “Remember How Awesome We Used to Be?” marketing campaign
- Local man asks co-worker if he's played "that game," insists "you know the one"
November 2011 ( View complete archive page )
- The Kuribo's Shoes Guide to Black Friday
- “No Pressing Need for a Dead Island Movie,” Says Marchewka
- Man faces financial ruin, possible loss of thumbs after Steam Black Friday sale
- Activision announces new features for Call of Duty Elite: Expanded social functionality, substantial reduction in subliminal brainwashing
- Nation's boyfriends obsessed with something called "Skyrim"
- Skyrim novel released, weighs six thousand pounds
- Supervillain Takes Vice President Hostage, Demands Modern Warfare 3
- Square Enix Announces Kingdom Hearts Director’s Cut
- The Official Kuribo's Shoes Modern Warfare 3 Review
- A sneak peek at the first issue of Walmart's gaming magazine
- Grand Theft Auto V producer says game will have "less action and excitement, more inane minigames"
- Where Nintendo's $926 million REALLY went
- Reggie's shiny chin, Japanese monetary policy may fall victim to Nintendo's desperate measures to cut costs
- Anonymous Attacks World of Warcraft, Accidentally Improves Economy
December 2011 ( View complete archive page )
- “Kill a Night Elf for Newt Gingrich” Campaign Launched
- 3DS Bundle Includes Migraine Pills, Free Laser Surgery
- GameStop announces upgrades to its automated phone notifications system, rescinds threats of Biblical plagues
- MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT THING: December 2011 State of The Shoes
- 2011 VGAs air, millions leave country out of embarrassment
- 2011 Spike Video Game Awards winners no one cared about enough to televise announced
- Newest PSN User Agreements Update Prevents Player Complaints
- Nintendo announces new glitch that allows you to enjoy Skyward Sword from the very beginning
- American Release of Xenoblade Chronicles Opens the Way for Flood of Stupid Petitions
January 2012 ( View complete archive page )
- Kuribo's Shoes: Dedicated to bringing you the best tenuously-if-at-all-connected-to-gaming news on the Internet
- Kuribo's Shoes: The Internet's only website
- New Twisted Metal Game to Break Barriers in Video Game Violence
- KS EXCLUSIVE: Irrational's Ken Levine announces that he's not the guy who played Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs
- N-Control apologizes for their marketing disaster, we apologize for ours
- 2K Games President says XCOM: Enemy Unknown was inspired by "love of turn-based strategy," not fear of bloodthirsty strategy fans
- Big game companies stop backing SOPA, Fascism, possibly Satan
February 2012 ( View complete archive page )
- “The game’s cheating!” cries stupid six-year-old loser
- EA Sparks New Marketing Trend: Literal Video Game Launches
- Local mom says "arrow to the knee," gaming declared dead
- Bioware promises that new edition of Mass Effect: Deception will actually be based on Mass Effect
- Family Research Council Becomes Aware of Video Games, Warns Everyone
