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		<title>Evil genie becomes new Capcom CEO, says Street Fighter X Tekken&#8217;s fat Mega Man is &#8220;only the beginning&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://kuribosshoes.com/2012/04/25/evil-genie-becomes-new-capcom-ceo-says-street-fighter-x-tekkens-fat-mega-man-is-only-the-beginning/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Apr 2012 15:00:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On April 10th, Capcom startled the gaming industry by unexpectedly confirming one of the rumors have been circulating about the company since the revelation that the Mega Man featured as an additional character in the PlayStation 3 version of Capcom&#8217;s recently released crossover fighter, Street Fighter X Tekken, would be an overweight middle-aged version of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sony and Microsoft Band Together to Say: “We Hate Poor People”</title>
		<link>http://kuribosshoes.com/2012/04/23/sony-and-microsoft-band-together-to-say-we-hate-poor-people/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2012 18:00:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lindsey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In an unusually straightforward press release this morning, both Sony Computer Entertainment and Microsoft Studios announced that the circulating rumors about their efforts to prevent gamers from being able to play used games on the next generation of systems are 100% true. “We in the gaming industry really had no choice in the matter,” wrote [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kuribo’s Shoes Special Report: BioWare Exposed</title>
		<link>http://kuribosshoes.com/2012/03/20/kuribos-shoes-special-report-bioware-exposed/</link>
		<comments>http://kuribosshoes.com/2012/03/20/kuribos-shoes-special-report-bioware-exposed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Mar 2012 15:00:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lindsey</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[crushed dreams]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[As every gamer on the entire internet now knows, BioWare has recently been caught in the worst video game-related scandal since religious organizations noticed the existence of video games. After a thorough investigation buy some random forum people, it was discovered that the photo of Mass Effect 3 character Tali without her characteristic environmental suit was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ubisoft PC titles to now ship in empty boxes</title>
		<link>http://kuribosshoes.com/2012/03/14/ubisoft-pc-titles-to-now-ship-in-empty-boxes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Mar 2012 16:45:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Guest post by: David Lanzafame Game publisher Ubisoft’s digital rights management (DRM) software has long been a source of scorn for PC gamers. The most notable complaints include the constant Internet connection required for single-player games and the blocking of all game access when Ubisoft recently moved their servers. Finally, change is on the way [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Microsoft unveils bold new strategies to combat used game market, insists existential threat to human race is &#8220;minimal&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://kuribosshoes.com/2012/03/02/microsoft-unveils-bold-new-strategies-to-combat-used-game-market-insists-existential-threat-to-human-race-is-minimal/</link>
		<comments>http://kuribosshoes.com/2012/03/02/microsoft-unveils-bold-new-strategies-to-combat-used-game-market-insists-existential-threat-to-human-race-is-minimal/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Mar 2012 16:06:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rumors that Microsoft&#8217;s next-generation video game console would be designed to prevent the owner from playing used games have been confirmed by the company in announcement given by Microsoft Entertainment and Devices Division spokesman Jose Pinero. In a recent press conference, Pinero gave details of the measures Microsoft intends to implement against the used game [...]]]></description>
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		<title>“The game’s cheating!” cries stupid six-year-old loser</title>
		<link>http://kuribosshoes.com/2012/02/27/the-games-cheating-cries-stupid-six-year-old-loser/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Feb 2012 13:53:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[First-grader Benjamin Michaels faces a predicament: according to him, every game he plays cheats to make him lose. The final straw happened when Ben was playing Mario Kart Wii and was almost all the way up to sixth place, the highest he had ever attained, when the game cheated and forced him to slip on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>EA Sparks New Marketing Trend: Literal Video Game Launches</title>
		<link>http://kuribosshoes.com/2012/02/21/ea-sparks-new-marketing-trend-literal-video-game-launches/</link>
		<comments>http://kuribosshoes.com/2012/02/21/ea-sparks-new-marketing-trend-literal-video-game-launches/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 16:02:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lindsey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When it comes to creating hype for upcoming video game releases, it looks like the days of humdrum demos, trailers, and pre-order bonuses are at an end. Once Mass Effect publisher Electronic Arts “launches” their new marketing campaign (Get it? That’s what we at Kuribo’s Shoes call a “pun”), anything that doesn’t involve fire, zero gravity, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Local mom says &#8220;arrow to the knee,&#8221; gaming declared dead</title>
		<link>http://kuribosshoes.com/2012/02/17/local-mom-says-arrow-to-the-knee-gaming-declared-dead/</link>
		<comments>http://kuribosshoes.com/2012/02/17/local-mom-says-arrow-to-the-knee-gaming-declared-dead/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Feb 2012 16:00:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tragedy strikes the gaming world as it is reported that on Saturday, local mom Savannah Long made an &#8220;arrow to the knee&#8221; joke to her son David. The actual transcript of the joke is as follows (Disclaimer: don&#8217;t read): &#8220;Hey, Davie. Whatcha doin&#8217;? Playing your Skyrim Scrolls game? Coooool. Hey, do you want a lemonade? [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bioware promises that new edition of Mass Effect: Deception will actually be based on Mass Effect</title>
		<link>http://kuribosshoes.com/2012/02/15/bioware-promises-that-new-edition-of-mass-effect-deception-will-actually-be-based-on-mass-effect/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 16:46:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mass Effect developer Bioware has been in damage control mode since the embarrassment it suffered due to fan backlash over the numerous errors and continuity problems in the recently published tie-in novel Mass Effect: Deception. In response to numerous complaints, Bioware has announced that the book is being re-edited and that subsequent printings of the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Family Research Council Becomes Aware of Video Games, Warns Everyone</title>
		<link>http://kuribosshoes.com/2012/02/02/family-research-council-becomes-aware-of-video-games-warns-everyone/</link>
		<comments>http://kuribosshoes.com/2012/02/02/family-research-council-becomes-aware-of-video-games-warns-everyone/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 15:27:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lindsey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In an incredibly shocking turn of events, a political group populated by people who have never touched a video game is taking action against video games. Recently the conservative Christian lobbying group known as the Family Research Council came across some information about same-sex relationship options in Bioware’s MMORPG Star Wars: The Old Republic. Apparently surprised by [...]]]></description>
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